2016 NFL Week #3: Chicago Bears (0-2) @ Dallas Cowboys (1-1)

[Mr.Po]

The Chicago Oline has more sacks than our defense.

 

[Mr.Po]

The things I want to do to Carrie underwood. ��

Can you sever her vocal cords and stop this shitty Sunday night intro music?

 

[Bushmaster78FS]

Garrett looks all weird this season on the sidelines. Certainly not like the way he looked in 2014.

We aren't scoring after 31 I guess

 

[eagle-9r-sknh8r]

Can you sever her vocal cords and stop this shitty Sunday night intro music?

Yes! Throat fuck the shit out of her was one of them!

 

[SixShooterK]

Nothing annoys me as much as gorgeous women with gorgeous legs in boots covering up to their knees except for teams who have lost trying to score meaningless points at the end of football games!

 

[SixShooterK]

Should've been a tip drill interception to end but yall still can't catch. Anyhow end of game!

 

[Scot]

What can he do to contribute after this season?

QB coach

 

[Scot]

We won
Yay and shit!

 

[Bushmaster78FS]

We won
Yay and shit!

When was the last time we beat the 49ers?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

When was the last time we beat the 49ers?

Luckily we won't have to worry about Blaine Gabbert shredding our suspect pass defense.

 

[Mr.Po]

When was the last time we beat the 49ers?

Romo's punctured lung game......2010 or 2011'

 

[Bushmaster78FS]

Romo's punctured lung game......2010 or 2011'

49ers game is suspect. Followed by two straight losses. So we are 2-4 or 3-3 and Eagles might be out of reach by then.

 

[Scot]

PHI has a bye, Lions, Skins and Vikings so they will probably be 5-1 by the time we play them. You are probably right about them being out of reach by then

We have Niners, Bengals, and Green Bay then the bye

So we might be 3-3 by the time we play them

 

[Bushmaster78FS]

PHI has a bye, Lions, Skins and Vikings so they will probably be 5-1 by the time we play them. You are probably right about them being out of reach by then

We have Niners, Bengals, and Green Bay then the bye

So we might be 3-3 by the time we play them

I'd say Vikings would beat them but they beat friggin Steelers. And maybe skins if they are desperate. Detroit no chance. But again, they have tough games too and it's early.

 

[Doomsday]

I'd say Vikings would beat them but they beat friggin Steelers. And maybe skins if they are desperate. Detroit no chance. But again, they have tough games too and it's early.

Yep the league has a way of equalizing things, this is why it is so important to win the games you should win, (such as this one tonight).

 

[Bushmaster78FS]

Yep the league has a way of equalizing things, this is why it is so important to win the games you should win, (such as this one tonight).

I'm in denial that Eagles might be for real.

 

[Bushmaster78FS]

Dang, Jerry is old.

 

[Doomsday]

I'm in denial that Eagles might be for real.

I think they're as "for real" as any other team in this league of parity and mediocrity.

 

[Midswat]

I turned it off at halftime... what did I miss?

 

[Bushmaster78FS]

Dez is getting an MRI on the knee... watch he's out for 4-6 weeks.