2016 NFL Week #1: New York Giants (0-0) @ Dallas Cowboys (0-0)

[TheZoneSucks]

Ladies and gentlemen, a Yeti has been sighted. Carr gets his first interception in 37 games.

 

[ZeroClub]

I'm hallucinating.

Youll never guess what I think I just saw.

 

[English Cowboy]

If Carr or Claiborne get an interception I'll eat my skiddy underpants.

Anyone got any ketchup?

 

[Dodger12]

FG range!!!!!

 

[Doomsday]

The Legion of Boobs comes up with one!

 

[TheZoneSucks]

Beas needs to stop retreating from the 1st down markers.

 

[TheZoneSucks]

Finally a good run by Elliot.

 

[TheZoneSucks]

Now, that is the Elliot I wanted to see!

 

[Doomsday]

Zeke gets his career first touchdown!

 

[Dodger12]

Now can we stop them on D?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Now Carr will go another 2 years without recording an interception.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Zeke read that one really well.

Immediately saw the cut back lane.

 

[Doomsday]

Now can we stop them on D?

No...

 

[English Cowboy]

Come on Eli, you can do it, throw us another INT.

 

[Scot]

Congrats Zeke! The first of many TD's

I noticed he kept the ball ala Emmitt Smith

I bet he keeps every single one just like Emmett Smith did

Oh and Scandricks already injured

Probably for the season

 

[junk]

Does anyone know where I can buy a Cowboys themed helicopter? I can't seem to find the link on the Pro Shop

 

[English Cowboy]

Scandrick back in.

 

[TheZoneSucks]

Claiborne can be counted on to continue being a suckass, though.

 

[TheZoneSucks]

And now I've seen a leprechaun. A sack by the defense. Maybe shit is finally changing?

 

[English Cowboy]

Do you want some Mayowa with that Eli?