2014 wk 1: Cowboys vs 49ers

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

Only the Cowboys can make Kaepernick look like Super Bowl Joe Montana.

 

[Sheik]

Told you mofos it was gunna be ugly.

 

[Doomsday]

14-3 SF....

Well on their way to the 41-6 I predicted.

 

[NoShame]

Sounds like we're playing in San Fran.

Worst home field "advantage" in the league.

 

[Sheik]

Only the Cowboys can make Kaepernick look like Super Bowl Joe Montana.

You haven't seen anything yet. It looks like college football separation everywhere.

 

[bbgun]

this looks .. familiar

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

Glad to see the money and 1st round draft picks working out very well.

 

[dbair1967]

has all the makings of a train wreck similar to that Philly season opener in 2000

 

[dbair1967]

Just a disastrous start..

Jerry has 100% ruined this franchise. there honestly appear to be more Niner fans there than Dallas fans.

 

[Sheik]

I just hope Jerry is entertained.

 

[Sheik]

Why was I hoping that was a body bag with Jerry's corpse in it?

 

[Sheik]

How in the duck was that even a question?

 

[Doomsday]

Yeah.... It's a "perfect strike" any time it is caught, even if it's behind them and down at the ankles like that last Witten reception.

 

[Sheik]

I saw that shit from fresno, both knees hit, he blinked his eyes 3 times, skid 4 yards on his back, farted, then the ball bounces out.

Are you fucking kidding me? That was close?

 

[Sheik]

Yeah.... It's a "perfect strike" any time it is caught, even if it's behind them and down at the ankles like that last Witten reception.

Relax, old timer, it was a busted play.

 

[Sheik]

That was a terrible throw.

But, if this start is any indication of how this season goes, Garrett will be gone by week 7.

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

Then he gets Bryant hurt.

 

[Sheik]

 

[Doomsday]

"Perfect strike" there to #35, red team. The first of four Romo picks I said there would be. Wow that one was on a wire wasn't it?

 

[Sheik]

Durant looks horrid.