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By dropping his pants and sticking his dick in his own ass.
THIS DOING IT FOR YA GEORGE
That reminds me of the press conference after we lost a game because Campo didn't go for a two point conversion. One of the reporters told him "That was a bad call." Campo just responded "It wasn't a bad call." I forget who the guy was. Anyone remember that?
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You know, this shit goes on the trainers. Something as simple and common sense as proper stretching can avoid this crap. And you would think with the number of hamstring pulls/strains, that they would be mindful of this.
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I'm guessing here (so not like more famous internet presences).... But based on something glorydaysRback said, I was looking at Hatcher's twitter page. And he had pics of himself doing frankly some really girly workouts, like front squatting 135 lbs and standing up on a box with one leg with about a 25 lb kettlebell. That is outright embarrassing for anyone short of a 50 year old half-ass crossfitter, much less an NFL defensive lineman.
Is it possible these guys are on their own too much and aren't working hard enough? Is the new CBA keeping them from working with their team leaving them to do stupid unproductive shit like this?
Is it possible these guys are on their own too much and aren't working hard enough? Is the new CBA keeping them from working with their team leaving them to do stupid unproductive shit like this?
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Funny thing is that the guy doing girlie exercises is one of the few that hasn't pulled a fucking hamstring yet.
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Jerral smikrs, puts A+ next to Escobar's draft grade.
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Ware abuses everybody
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Miles
Can't locate a ball.....shocker. What is he good at again?
Can't locate a ball.....shocker. What is he good at again?
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trainers said he is really good at taking up a spot on their table
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For anyone that was hoping Parnell would beat out free, don't hold your breath.
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Cowboys practice report: Day 2
By Calvin Watkins | ESPNDallas.com
OXNARD, Calif. -- Here's the Day 2 practice report from Cowboys training camp:
*The early portions of practice saw several members of the offensive line get pushed to the ground on running plays. We're not talking about the third unit here, the first-and-second teams got knocked around by the Cowboys defense. During a DeMarco Murray run, four linemen hit the ground and two more on the next play, prompting one of the coaches to yell, "Gotta stay up." As the practice moved on the linemen, especially the interior of the line got better. However, coach Jason Garrett benched the first-team line after center Travis Frederick botched a snap to Tony Romo. When the line returned a few plays later, another coach yelled, "welcome back."
*One team official said it's early, but after two days of practices, tackle Jermey Parnell is struggling. Last season he shared snaps with Doug Free at right tackle. While Free is having a solid two days of camp, Parnell looks slow getting off the ball and is having trouble defending Kyle Wilber off the edge. Ben Bass, a defensive tackle, slid past Parnell for a sack and he missed a block on a screen pass to Dwayne Harris.
*Rookie wide receiver Terrance Williams got snaps with the first and second team units on Monday and was inconsistent. He was wide open when he dropped pass from Tony Romo. Someone from the sidelines yelled at Williams for dropping the ball. Williams also dropped a pass on Sunday.
*DeMarcus Ware had three sacks on Monday and is displaying power, speed and well, he's just all over the field. He doesn't appear to have any problems in his shoulder, which was operated on in the offseason.
*Jason Hatcher is also off to a strong start of camp, he's getting pressures on the quarterback and at one point on Monday, was being held by two offensive linemen on a pass rush.
*The Cowboys have forced turnovers from the safeties and linebackers but none from the cornerbacks. While Orlando Scandrick knocked a pass away for Dez Bryant on Sunday, Morris Claiborne picked up his first PBU of camp on Monday. Also, Will Allen, a safety, made the play of the day, when he took a deep ball out of the hands of wide receiver Miles Austin. Allen appears to be the safety with range the Cowboys have been looking for the last couple of years.
*Hate to beat up on the line again, but when Costa snapped the ball before Kyle Orton was ready for it in the shotgun formation, Garrett said, "that's how you lose."
*Rookie running back Joseph Randle did a good job of concentrating when a ball was tipped by Bass over the middle. Randle snagged it and ran down field for a nice gain.
*Defensive end Monte Taylor continues to make plays with Tyrone Crawford out. Taylor stopped Lance Dunbar for a tackle for loss in the afternoon session. In the morning practice, he pushed the pocket, forcing Orton to scramble.
*The Cowboys can make a roster move with Crawford when they reduce the roster to 75 on Aug. 27, not when they do it on Aug. 31, the final cut down day. Cowboys will have to keep Crawford on their 90-man roster because the only other move they can make a move is releasing him and they don't want to do that. Crawford is a valuable player who will be moved to injured reserve after the Cowboys make a roster move in late August.
By Calvin Watkins | ESPNDallas.com
OXNARD, Calif. -- Here's the Day 2 practice report from Cowboys training camp:
*The early portions of practice saw several members of the offensive line get pushed to the ground on running plays. We're not talking about the third unit here, the first-and-second teams got knocked around by the Cowboys defense. During a DeMarco Murray run, four linemen hit the ground and two more on the next play, prompting one of the coaches to yell, "Gotta stay up." As the practice moved on the linemen, especially the interior of the line got better. However, coach Jason Garrett benched the first-team line after center Travis Frederick botched a snap to Tony Romo. When the line returned a few plays later, another coach yelled, "welcome back."
*One team official said it's early, but after two days of practices, tackle Jermey Parnell is struggling. Last season he shared snaps with Doug Free at right tackle. While Free is having a solid two days of camp, Parnell looks slow getting off the ball and is having trouble defending Kyle Wilber off the edge. Ben Bass, a defensive tackle, slid past Parnell for a sack and he missed a block on a screen pass to Dwayne Harris.
*Rookie wide receiver Terrance Williams got snaps with the first and second team units on Monday and was inconsistent. He was wide open when he dropped pass from Tony Romo. Someone from the sidelines yelled at Williams for dropping the ball. Williams also dropped a pass on Sunday.
*DeMarcus Ware had three sacks on Monday and is displaying power, speed and well, he's just all over the field. He doesn't appear to have any problems in his shoulder, which was operated on in the offseason.
*Jason Hatcher is also off to a strong start of camp, he's getting pressures on the quarterback and at one point on Monday, was being held by two offensive linemen on a pass rush.
*The Cowboys have forced turnovers from the safeties and linebackers but none from the cornerbacks. While Orlando Scandrick knocked a pass away for Dez Bryant on Sunday, Morris Claiborne picked up his first PBU of camp on Monday. Also, Will Allen, a safety, made the play of the day, when he took a deep ball out of the hands of wide receiver Miles Austin. Allen appears to be the safety with range the Cowboys have been looking for the last couple of years.
*Hate to beat up on the line again, but when Costa snapped the ball before Kyle Orton was ready for it in the shotgun formation, Garrett said, "that's how you lose."
*Rookie running back Joseph Randle did a good job of concentrating when a ball was tipped by Bass over the middle. Randle snagged it and ran down field for a nice gain.
*Defensive end Monte Taylor continues to make plays with Tyrone Crawford out. Taylor stopped Lance Dunbar for a tackle for loss in the afternoon session. In the morning practice, he pushed the pocket, forcing Orton to scramble.
*The Cowboys can make a roster move with Crawford when they reduce the roster to 75 on Aug. 27, not when they do it on Aug. 31, the final cut down day. Cowboys will have to keep Crawford on their 90-man roster because the only other move they can make a move is releasing him and they don't want to do that. Crawford is a valuable player who will be moved to injured reserve after the Cowboys make a roster move in late August.
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I know it's just training camp, but it sounds like the offensive line might be a weakness for us
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What really sucks is absolutely no one saw that coming. Total fucking shocker.