2013 Season Game Threads Mega-Merge

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

We kinda destroyed in that 3rd quarter. It wasn't really a heartbreaking loss like some from the past. We are a .500 team, playing for a .500 coach (at best), and we're 2-2 now. This year won't be too disappointing because we know that we're playing for a coach who can't coach and should have been fired in the offseason. Jerry is just prolonging the inevitable.

Are we a .500 team because we have the .500 coach? Personally, I think a .500 coach would be able to make this team better than .500.

I say we are an above .500 team with a below .500 coach, and thus we are .500 in entirety because of it.

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

Ever masturbate twice in one day then later on reach down into your pants scratch your nuts then sniff your fingers and wonder why they smell like that?

. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[Jon88]

I love spontaneous countertop sex. It's so good.

I don't masturbate. Never have.

 

[bbgun]

Twice in one day? I ain't 14 anymore.

 

[Jon88]

I haven't masturbated since I was 13.

How I was raised.

 

[Mr.Po]

I haven't masturbated since I was 13.

How I was raised.

When do you turn 14?

 

[Jon88]

good one

I won't ever be 14 again!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My son Mason Trayvon will though.

 

[Midswat]

u dumb jon88

 

[Jon88]

yo mamma dumb

 

[Sheik]

My least favorite thing to do is piss like an hour after nutting.

Or jizzing into toilet paper, cuz it makes my dick look like it cut itself shaving.

 

[Jon88]

Jizzing into toilet paper is wierd. It's an off white cream color compared to the white toilet paper. Almost light yellow.

 

[bbgun]

I have to wait 24 hours between orgasms, otherwise my boners are painful. true dat.

 

[Sheik]

I don't think I've went 24 between orgasms since I figured out how to get one.

 

[Jon88]

I know that's right.

 

[marionbarberthe4th]

A lady sucked cum out of my penis

 

[marionbarberthe4th]

Hows that j-Witt offense working for ya dbair

 

[bbgun]

A lady sucked cum out of my penis

that was Bob in a wig

 

[dbair1967]

Hows that j-Witt offense working for ya dbair

Hows that gay thing working out for you MB?

 

[Midswat]

Falcons lost so they're right there with us in the wild card race right guys?

 

[marionbarberthe4th]

Basically if we go 4-1 in the division we host San Francisco .

I'm
Not sure I love our matchup with the nfc east. The DL is gonna start sucking ass and getting slow and reaching