From today's Bill Simmons Week 5 article:
Q: Has no one made the Jerry Jones/Walter White comparison yet? Both guys come into a business, literally clean house, come up with a product that is as pure as it can and the dollars are flowing. Then, when shit starts to hit the fan, both start to go crazy and make irrational, mind-boggling decisions, start cleaning house, until they both sit atop their thrones with no one to interfere with them. Their worlds are completely f'ed, yet they sit around and don't care as the dollars keep piling in. The success that their products once brought have blinded them so much and left everyone around them in a pathetically, helpless position. Oh, and here is the kicker: THEY BOTH HAVE ALLITERATIVE NAMES!!! Does anyone else not see this???
—Varoon, Cupertino
Q: Is Jerry Jones in Dallas approaching Al Davis territory like with Davis's final years in Oakland? Jones has been throwing around draft picks with no regard the last few years, seems to be getting weirder by the week, and his teams are not having success. It won't be long before he starts looking like a decrepit monster.
—Charlie F, Minneapolis
SG: As you can see, we had a two-way tie in the "Least Flattering E-mail About Jerry Jones" contest this week.
Q: Watching the Cowboys-Bears game, I was struck by how much Jason Garrett looks like Sgt. Brody of Homeland. Is it possible that Jason Garrett was sent by Al Qaeda to infiltrate America's Team and destroy it?
—Nick McLain, Indianapolis
SG: I mean … we can't rule it out yet, right? Can we at least make sure that he's not spending an inordinate amount of time in his garage? If Garrett ever wanders into a Q&A session for season-ticket holders and inexplicably shoots a police horse, we're going to have to at least interrogate him.