2011 Season Game Threads Mega-Merge

[Sheik]

Fucking dumb ass bitch.

 

[eagle-9r-sknh8r]

Only the cowboys can fuck up shit this bad!

 

[UVAwahoos]

wow

 

[Bob Sacamano]

lol he wasn't expecting to get tackled! He was thinking endzone FUKC

 

[Cr122]

Hopefully we can at least get a field goal before the half.

Wait... what am I saying.

Hopefully we can at least not turn the ball over and give up points.

This seems like Romo interception time.

You just jinxed it. lol

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

THAT'S DALLAS COWBOYS FOOTBALL FOR YA FOLKS! BEEN THAT WAY SINCE... THE TURN OF THE CENTURY!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Where is the hold???

 

[Sheik]

Newman was held big fucking time.

 

[eagle-9r-sknh8r]

Was that not a hold on 41

 

[Midswat]

You know how some black people are the n-word?

Well, Jacobs is one of those.

 

[Cr122]

OMG! Victor Cruz held Newman on that last play. Wtf!

 

[Sheik]

Garrett iced Manning.

Win.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I thought this was America??!! HUH?? I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA>>

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

This shit doesn't happen to any other team except us! THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T COME INTO GAMES WITH ONLY TWO RBs. NOW FELIX IS TIRED AND COUGHING UP THE BALL.

 

[Sheik]

No flags?

None?

You fucing kidding me?

 

[Midswat]

We got a minute to get into field goal range.

Give Bailey a shot.

 

[Sheik]

DeMarcus Mirage Where.

I think Jackie Harris is wearing Irvin's number too. That's not cool.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

We have to fight the Giants, our own stupidity AND the refs tonight.

 

[eagle-9r-sknh8r]

Well I'll take that if we hold them from a scoring drive on the opening drive of the third

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

You know how some black people are the n-word?

Well, Jacobs is one of those.

May your daughter end up with one of those black people that are the n-word and give you a mulatto grandchild.