2011 Season Game Threads Mega-Merge

[Sheik]

Bum.

 

[Midswat]

Sonuva.

 

[RoyTheHammer]

Wow.

 

[UVAwahoos]

Which one?

Surely you don't mean the all time record...

Of course the all-time record, silly rabbit. He ran for 80 last week and Garrett was intentionally trying to sabotage him. He already has like 30 yards today. Might as well just give it to him now.

 

[Midswat]

Run a fucking slant. For fucks sake. You have two huge WRs. Let them get position and score.

He didn't even look in Dez's direction.

 

[RoyTheHammer]

Wow..

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Romo is an idiot.

 

[UVAwahoos]

Wow. I hate Garrett so so much. You almost have to try to suck this bad in the redzone.

 

[Midswat]

Whenever this team gets in the redzone, they should just take the snap from the 20 anyway.

 

[Sheik]

Romo is done. Feeling pressure that isn't even there.

Marc Bulger 2.0

I doubt he'll ever be what he was pre-last year.

 

[Cr122]

Let the record show that I was a fan of the Murray selection from the start.

Yes, you were one of the very few.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

What's lon's channel? All I remember is the password.

 

[Midswat]

Bailey for Rookie of the Year.

 

[RoyTheHammer]

Hey, Garrett.. you're giving the "Garrett" name a bad look. So you don't embarass me anymore, i'll let you in on a couple secrets, as long as you promise to use them.

1. Iso to Dez.

2. Power running to Tanner or Murray.

3. Playaction pass (Witten)

4. Slant routes.

5. ISO TO FUCKING DEZ!

Use these in the endzone and maybe you can rid yourself of all the eye rolling and stifled giggles when you tell people you graduated from Princeton.

 

[Midswat]

Redskins are playing the 9'ers tough early on.

 

[Cr122]

It's not the play calling though is it. We should of continued to pound it with Murray.

 

[RoyTheHammer]

That's why Romo sticks up for Dez.. he's just as big an idiot as Dez is.

 

[Cr122]

What's lon's channel? All I remember is the password.

How many times does he have to tell you morons.

 

[Midswat]

Theebs and Dbair are at the game.

Cute first date.

 

[Cr122]

Alan Ball sucks!!