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  1. English Cowboy

    2024 Week Three: Baltimore Ravens at Dallas Cowboys

    Yeah but at least we put in a few minutes of effort in the 4th quarter so Jerry can ignore the first 3 quarters and gaslight that everything is fine.
  2. English Cowboy

    2024 Week Three: Baltimore Ravens at Dallas Cowboys

    Is there nothing Aubrey can't do? Watermelon onside kick...No problem.
  3. English Cowboy

    2024 Week Three: Baltimore Ravens at Dallas Cowboys

    I honestly think Danny Dimes and the Gnats are going to beat us on Thursday. That's how bad it's getting.
  4. English Cowboy

    2024 Week Three: Baltimore Ravens at Dallas Cowboys

    OL is a complete mess. Guyton and Beebe simply aren't ready. Zack is cooked. Steele is still a turnstile.
  5. English Cowboy

    2024 Week Three: Baltimore Ravens at Dallas Cowboys

    The Derrick Henry who was practically begging for the Cowboys to sign him in FA. Jerry turned his nose up at him signed Zeke instead.
  6. English Cowboy

    2024 Week Three: Baltimore Ravens at Dallas Cowboys

    This team reminds me of the classic quote from former Bucs head coach John McKay; "We didn't tackle well today...but we made up for it by not blocking."
  7. English Cowboy

    2024 Week Three: Baltimore Ravens at Dallas Cowboys

    We forced a punt!!!. Hallelujah we forced a punt!!!
  8. English Cowboy

    2024 Week Three: Baltimore Ravens at Dallas Cowboys

    This team is dogshit. Complete and utter dogshit.
  9. English Cowboy

    2024 Week Three: Baltimore Ravens at Dallas Cowboys

    That's wrong. Zuerlein's best with the Cowboys was 59. Septien's career longest was only 53.
  10. English Cowboy

    2024 Week Three: Baltimore Ravens at Dallas Cowboys

    Disgraceful lack of effort. This team has quit already.
  11. English Cowboy

    2024 Week Three: Baltimore Ravens at Dallas Cowboys

    Let's not forget, JK Dobbins was still available in FA right up until the week before the draft. The Chargers are paying him only $1.1m (with only $50,000 of that fully guaranteed). So far through week 2 he leads the NFL in rushing with 266 yards at a whopping 9.9 ypc. His achilles will...
  12. English Cowboy

    2024 Week Two: New Orleans Saints at Dallas Cowboys

    The Eagles completely botching those final 2 minutes has at least salvaged a little bit of joy from this week's games.
  13. English Cowboy

    2024 Week Two: New Orleans Saints at Dallas Cowboys

    Ain't happening. The Cowboys will still be in a Jones-family induced purgatory long after we're all dead. I'm 46 and I've already come to terms with the fact that I'll never see them win another SB.
  14. English Cowboy

    2024 Week Two: New Orleans Saints at Dallas Cowboys

    92 points given up in our last two games at Jeriworld. Can we make it 100?!
  15. English Cowboy

    2024 Week Two: New Orleans Saints at Dallas Cowboys

    If we're going to be this shit can we actually make a proper job of it and go 3-14 and get a premium draft pick please?
  16. English Cowboy

    2024 Week Two: New Orleans Saints at Dallas Cowboys

    The Saints punter has the best gig in the NFL.
  17. English Cowboy

    2024 Week One: Dallas Cowboys at Cleveland Browns

    I refuse to get enthused by any shit-stompings this team hands out in the regular season. We've seen that story before.
  18. English Cowboy

    2024 Week One: Dallas Cowboys at Cleveland Browns

    Garbage time. Time for Dak to pad those stats.
  19. English Cowboy

    2024 Week One: Dallas Cowboys at Cleveland Browns

    Dak has not played well today.
  20. English Cowboy

    2024 Week One: Dallas Cowboys at Cleveland Browns

    2 straight 3-n-outs from our $240m man.
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