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    Next-Gen Consoles

    a five year old with no nintendo and shoes made out of old boards and duct tape.
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    Next-Gen Consoles

    :lol you had to wait until 1988 to get a Nintendo? Your family was poor.
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    Did Susan Rice Just Threaten Russia With War?

    :lol Clubber Lang. Wait...
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    He's not perfect, but electrifying Texas A&M QB is best choice for Texans at No. 1

    Even with so much time still left in the pre-draft evaluation process, it's already looking like the Houston Texans would be foolish to not draft Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel with the first overall pick. Manziel has made it known that he would love to remain in his home state as a pro...
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    Next-Gen Consoles

    SEGA CD is pretty dope, dudes.
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    Watkins: Jerry Jones' bottom five moments

    I just love that Dallas always gets blasted for passing on Moss but not the other 20 teams that also did.
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    Motivation

    I think more people are killed by hippos per year than lions, rhinos and elephants combined.
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    Texas HS kid accidently packs beer for lunch, tells on himself, gets expelled

    Zing.
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    Jerry has a mancrush on Johnny Football....

    If I'm a team in the top 5 and need a QB, I take him. If he girs hell hit big, plus sell tons of tickets and merch.
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    Jerry has a mancrush on Johnny Football....

    I still don't get the headache stuff with Manziel. As long as he keeps his partying below Vince Young standards, and gets with the right coach and system, he should be fine. His teammates and opponents all laud his on-field fire and work ethic.
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    Richie Incognito reportedly bashed his own Ferrari with a bat

    Over under on how many matchbox cars Jon still plays with. I'll set it at 50.
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    We are going to cut Ware (unconfirmed)

    :lol this made my day
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    Texas HS kid accidently packs beer for lunch, tells on himself, gets expelled

    By shot gun Jon means giant black dildo with a gyrating head.
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    Jerry has a mancrush on Johnny Football....

    Dbair wishes you were dumb as a box of cocks.
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    Jerry has a mancrush on Johnny Football....

    Jaws has turned into a moron the last few years. Aside, Manziel gone by pick 4.
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    *** 2014 NFL Draft thread ***

    Matt Johnson runs a 4.58 in his sleep. Unfortunately at the end his hamstrings explode.
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    11 People Alec Baldwin Insulted In His Non-Goodbye Letter

    He was great as Jack Donaghy on 30 Rock
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    Hill: Cowboys will invest in defensive line, either present or future

    Seattle may release Red Bryant in a cap move. I'd grab him. Texas guy may want to come home.
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    *** 2014 NFL Draft thread ***

    Even if he is sitting at 16, gotta assume Jerry outsmarts himself and reaches or trades down.
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    NFL to penalize racial slurs during games

    :lol
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