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  1. Rock Slamdance

    Conclusive: Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 was hijacked

    I was saying the same thing yesterday. Mr. Echo best bust some shit up.
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    Free Agent thread

    He's gonna miss playing against our secondary twice a year. I'm sure he used to get Mo Claiborne all the time with the old "your shoes are untied" bit.
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    Mock - 3/16

    Is it still topical to make a child soldier joke?
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    Gosselin: How the Cowboys’ dynasty died late one night nearly 20 years ago

    Goesslin needs a new story.
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    Hypothetically...

    A 6th for Witten? Jon, you got to stop drinking that swamp water.
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    Melton set for visit, interest in Peppers

    I would hope signing Melton wouldn't prevent us from Addressing the line in the draft....but Jerry
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    Melton set for visit, interest in Peppers

    Yeah with what Allen & Peppers will probably ask for, may as well have kept Ware.
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    Hypothetically...

    Let's say Jerry hires you as GM today. All the moves already made are done. What do you do? What's your 5 year plan?
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    Senior Reaching For Cane in Traffic Stop is Shot By Cop

    He was black.
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    Free Agent thread

    I think he'll be looking for a similar deal to what ware just got.
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    What’s the strategy?

    It kinda looks like that...but instead of a smiley face it's a wiener...and it's "spitting" blackness.
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    What’s the strategy?

    Strategy: Jerry lays out pictures of all available free agents on floor, pulls out penis, furiously masturbates. Whichever players his dusty demon seed splatters, he signs.
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    What’s the strategy?

    I changed my mind. I've got McClain penciled in for double digit sacks.
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    Senior Reaching For Cane in Traffic Stop is Shot By Cop

    Yeah it's a quick way to make Barney Fife even jumpier.
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    What’s the strategy?

    Lol don't listen to David. He's just upset he had to retire his Miles Austin jersey.
  16. Rock Slamdance

    Meet The New Rushmen

    I'm in double digits...but there are about 5 hounds I wish I'd never tickled with my wiener.
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    Sproles traded to Philadelphia

    This is awesome. I hope they sign more players and beat us 113-7.
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    Ware signs with Denver.

    Jon, it's all relative.
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    Sproles traded to Philadelphia

    Dream Team.
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    Jerry is smarter than everyone

    :lol
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