Joke:
Today I went to Sam's to buy..... a bag of food (not toilet paper) for my friend's dog.
Already in line, a woman behind me asked me if I had a dog.
I stare at her (those who know me will imagine my gaze



) ... But then why would I be buying dog food, right?

So on impulse I told her no, that I don't have a dog, that I was starting the dog food diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but with 15 pounds less!
I told her that it was the perfect diet and that all you had to do is carry the kibbles in your pockets and eat one or two every time you feel hungry (I have to mention by this time practically everyone in line was straining their necks to hear my story).
Frightened, the woman asks me if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food had poisoned me. I answer, of course not!
I was admitted because I bent down to smell the butt of a bulldog and I was hit by a truck



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I thought the man behind her was going to have a heart attack because of laughing too hard!
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Now that you read this, I have to confess, I copied this from a friends page just to get a chuckle out of you! It's your turn to copy/paste it and make someone else laugh.
We need to laugh more! Have a great week!!