Internet nerd question

[dbair1967]

Saw this at the bottom of our page, WTF is this?

Baidu Spiders (43),
AhrefsBot Spiders (11),
Bing Spiders (9),
Majestics MJ12bot Spiders (9),
Yahoo! Slurp Spiders (1),
Yandex Bot Spiders (5),
linkdexbot/2.0 Spiders (8),
Google Spiders (13),
Artabus Spiders (1),
Seznam screenshot-generator 2.1 Spiders (2),
Exabot Spiders (1),
360Spider Spiders (2),
Sogou web spider Spiders (1)

 

[Iamtdg]

Saw this at the bottom of our page, WTF is this?

Baidu Spiders (43),
AhrefsBot Spiders (11),
Bing Spiders (9),
Majestics MJ12bot Spiders (9),
Yahoo! Slurp Spiders (1),
Yandex Bot Spiders (5),
linkdexbot/2.0 Spiders (8),
Google Spiders (13),
Artabus Spiders (1),
Seznam screenshot-generator 2.1 Spiders (2),
Exabot Spiders (1),
360Spider Spiders (2),
Sogou web spider Spiders (1)

Those are spiders that assist internet search engines in their results when someone searches said engine. They troll sights and gather analytics, key words, etc.

 

[Midswat]

Did you guys know that a banana spiders are the only spiders who will attack a human without being threatened?

 

[dbair1967]

all spiders should die, just my two cents on it

 

[Midswat]

And they all do, eventually.

 

[Midswat]

What if god was a spider and you went to heaven and it was just a bunch of souls stuck in a web and god was just like sup fag get in the web

 

[dbair1967]

somebody's been sniffin the glue again it appears

 

[boozeman]

all spiders should die, just my two cents on it

Spiders are cool.

If you fear them, you are just a woman.

 

[dbair1967]

I don't fear them at all, just think they need to be squashed at every opportunity

 

[dbair1967]

Spiders are cool.

Booze is so cool.

 

[Iamtdg]

Board of the month... and shit.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Iamtdg. Your posts make me bored of the lifetime.

 

[Iamtdg]

Iamtdg. Your posts make me bored of the lifetime.

And, folks, this is why you all are board of the month.

No, seriously.

 

[Doomsday]

Saw this at the bottom of our page, WTF is this?

I track and identify all web crawlers and display them. All sites get these, most though can't ID and display them. The numbers you see of their visits is clickable, and that takes you to a page showing you everything they looked at.

It's just a SEO thing.

 

[Midswat]

What if god was a spider and you went to heaven and it was just a bunch of souls stuck in a web and god was just like sup fag get in the web

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