Why the 3rd world hates the US. We're serial liars

[Doomsday]

From trlrtrash13

Somewhere in some third world country some little kid is bawling his eyes out because the Patriots lost the Super Bowl to the Seahawks, and the Pats have been his favorite team ever since their perfect season in 2007. He was happy that they beat the Giants again in 2012, and was really hoping they would win their third title this year. "It's all President Romney's fault!" he mutters.

Unfortunately, he will probably grow up to be a dysfunctional telemarketer who lives in his Mom's basement, speaks English with a horrible accent, and has little to no factually correct knowledge of NFL Football which will make him very difficult to discern from most other Patriots fans.​

Seahawks championship merch will go to good use - NFL.com

Perhaps Seahawks fans can take some solace in knowing the merchandise will not go to waste.

The Guardian reported this week that the boxes of Seahawks championship gear, still sealed, will be sent to a warehouse that will then ship the goods to countries where clothing is most needed.

The NFL stopped destroying unsellable merchandise in 1996. For the past 19 years, the NFL distributed the gear through the Christian charity World Vision. Starting in 2015, the NFL has partnered with Good360, a charity that specializes in distributing corporate goods to nations in need.

Good360 will be responsible for disseminating an estimated 100,000 pieces of Super Bowl merchandise that came oh-so-close to being worn by 12s throughout Washington and beyond.

"It's a huge amount of stuff," Good360 CEO Cindy Hallberlin said. "It's a fantastic opportunity and the start of a great relationship where we could do a lot of good for people through the teams that don't win."

That's right, we send the swag of the SB loser to all the third world countries that need clothing. Forever lying to the people, claiming the Super Bowl loser was actually the winner.

THIS is the source of terrorism in the world, people. We've been lying like this since 1996.

 

[Hoofbite]

I like how the "2" is emphasized. Back 2 Back wouldn't cut it if that 2 was the same sized.