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Just smoke some shit and take it easy. Eventually Ms. Right will come along.


Saturday bath night was 60 years ago for Amou Haji, who hails from Dejgah village in the southern Iranian province of Fars. Amou is the world record holder for the “longest time without taking a shower.”
He managed to beat out the former record holder, a 66-year-old Indian man, Kailash Singh, by 22 years.

Amou, 80, is single and open to a relationship. He enjoys smoking a relaxing pipe packed with animal feces to bide his time waiting for “Mrs. Right.”

However, one might need to get used to Amou’s alternative lifestyle before moving in with him. To begin with, Amou lives off the land, dining on rotten meat and washing it down with five liters of water a day from a rusty oil can. His favorite food is rotten porcupine.

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I had to check. He looks like the guy living under the bridge near my warehouse.

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How would you ever verify that is true? I find it hard to believe someone could live for that long without cleaning off in some manner.
 

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How would you ever verify that is true? I find it hard to believe someone could live for that long without cleaning off in some manner.

You can probably verify the crap-smoking part though. That's a plus.
 
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