What are you fags doing to celebrate Christmas?

[Bob Sacamano]

Are any of you guys Jewish? In the midst of Hanukah?

 

[Midswat]

I'm taking your mother out to a nice seafood dinner. And then I'm never going to call her again.

 

[peplaw06]

My side piece wanted me to meet her kids... But I don't need no Sacamano trophies trying to call me daddy.

 

[Sheik]

We might try this new thing where we put a tree in our house, then we put stuff in boxes and wrapped it in shiny paper.

We might open those boxes. The fun part is you buy something for someone and wrap it, then they unwrap the thing. I'm making this up as we go, but i think it's best you don't tell the person what's in the box. Just let them open it. It's a surprise!

Or we might go out to the Sizzler.

 

[bbgun]

enjoying the warm embrace of family and friends.

jk. i'll be jerking off in an adult theater while dressed as an elf.

 

[dbair1967]

I was gonna celebrate by praying for Bob to finally give up peen.

 

[Everlastingxxx]

Go get boozed up and go watch the Interview.

 

[Dodger12]

My side piece wanted me to meet her kids... But I don't need no Sacamano trophies trying to call me daddy.

Stay strong Pep. Women think differently then men....their maternal instincts kick in and she'll be doing all she can to land her a lawyer to help raise her offspring. Maybe it's best if you just try her out and leave her to Bob........