Tax tips

[Bob Sacamano]

Marry someone. Have 10 children. Mortgage a 3 million dollar home. Maximize your tax returns.

If neither of the above. Claim 1 or 0 exemptions.

 

[Jon88]

I did my taxes the first day I could.

I don't procrastinate when it comes to my money.

 

[Midswat]

Because when I think tax advice, I think Sacamano.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Seriously though. I got raped. I claimed 2 and I ended up owing the state of Maryland 550 dollars, my federal went down to 88. Thank goodness I could put down my union dues and charitable donations as tax deductions. Lowered what I owed to the state to 288.

Now I have to use my federal return to bring what I owe ultimately down to 200. Sucks.

When I changed companies the end of last year, I claimed just the single exemption.

Either way the governments rape you. I only take home about 65% of what I make every week.

 

[bbgun]

only poor people with no investments do their own taxes

 

[Bob Sacamano]

only poor people with no investments do their own taxes

Actually, Fidelity is one of my 4 pension plans, so fuck off. My contractors put like 3 dollars an hour into those shits.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

It's funny, I'll be making a shit ton more money when I'm retired than I will working.

 

[NoDak]

You owe 200 bucks in taxes?


Damn. Tough break.

 

[bbgun]

Actually, Fidelity is one of my 4 pension plans, so fuck off. My contractors put like 3 dollars an hour into those shits.

whatever you say, 1040EZ

 

[cmd34(work)]

Can you write off the finance charges from your Best Buy account?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

You guys are right! I am poor and I have no prospects!!! WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Jon88]

You owe 200 bucks in taxes?


Damn. Tough break.

You are by far the biggest asshole on this board. Are you like this in real life?

 

[Jon88]

only poor people with no investments do their own taxes

I do my own taxes.

 

[CobraKai]

I owed the feds 2300 until I lied to my preparer about going to school. Got it down to 500.

I still owe CA 1100. Fuck you, California.

 

[Jon88]

I've never owed anything. Hopefully one day I'll make enough money to where I will.

 

[bbgun]

I do my own taxes.

exactly

 

[NoDak]

You are by far the biggest asshole on this board. Are you like this in real life?

Oh no. I've been called the boards biggest asshole by the boards biggest ******.

How will I ever survive this scathing retort?

 

[Jon88]

Oh no. I've been called the boards biggest asshole by the boards biggest ******.

How will I ever survive this scathing retort?

I bet people look at you like a turd in a punch bowl when you show up.

 

[Jon88]

exactly

Exactly!

 

[NoDak]

I bet people look at you like a turd in a punch bowl when you show up.

Quite the opposite, actually. I don't treat normal people like this.

Poking complete retards with a stick is a little hobby of mine. Why do you think I'd even bother responding to a moron such as yourself? Strictly entertainment.