Scientists: Dinosaurs killed all of themselves

[Bob Sacamano]

By farting...

http://news.yahoo.com/gas-dinosaur-flatulence-may-warmed-earth-160634516.html

Oh really, Mr. SCIENTIST?!!

 

[2233boys]

I knew it!

 

[SixisBetter]

Hmm.
I always figured it was some kind of turf war between them and the avian and anthropoid gangs.

 

[lons]

The whole, scientific evidence thing, who needs that? Dino's farted themselves to death and that's the way it is, cause we said so. We've no proof, but our models suggest this is what happened. It just boggles the mind that these men completed high school at times.

 

[superpunk]

not what the paper said at all but ok.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

It's hinted at, Jewy Lawrence.

 

[superpunk]

its not even hinted at. The paper describes the volume of methane gas the dinosaurs emitted (which is worse for the atmosphere - traps heat better - than CO2) as a fact, and doesn't describe it as responsible for anything but the earth being warm. Which....duh.

 

[lons]

its not even hinted at. The paper describes the volume of methane gas the dinosaurs emitted (which is worse for the atmosphere - traps heat better - than CO2) as a fact, and doesn't describe it as responsible for anything but the earth being warm. Which....duh.

We've no idea the numbers of these dinos, we've no idea the Ozone level back then, we've no idea if they even emitted methane. We've no idea that plant life back then didn't live off the shit like it does now with CO2. We've no idea of anything. It is all a bunch of stoner high school kids at this point saying, you think that if, but in this case, they've gone a step further and made models of the horse shit they are trying to shovel on to us.

They've no idea what they are talking about, and are talking to just talk. Who funds this research? AND WHY?

 

[superpunk]

We've no idea the numbers of these dinos, we've no idea the Ozone level back then, we've no idea if they even emitted methane. We've no idea that plant life back then didn't live off the shit like it does now with CO2. We've no idea of anything. It is all a bunch of stoner high school kids at this point saying, you think that if, but in this case, they've gone a step further and made models of the horse shit they are trying to shovel on to us.

They've no idea what they are talking about, and are talking to just talk. Who funds this research? AND WHY?

Correction: You have no idea.

You're not a scientist.

 

[marionbarberthe4th]

More pussy for me

 

[Bob Sacamano]

More pussy for me

Necrophiliac?

 

[2233boys]

More pussy for me

 

[lons]

Correction: You have no idea.

You're not a scientist.

And I'm supposed to believe every fucking word a "scientist" tells me?

Let's see here, in my life time. We've gone from ignoring the fact that all the continents didn't hook up to, it's common sense. A complete reversal of what scientists thought they knew.

We've gone from a Global Cooling Alarm to a Global Warming Alarm to a Climate Change Alarm to now, "we'll the methane emitted by your farts and all the other creatures farts are gonna kill us all" I guess a Vegan diet just flew out the window then? Which are we supposed to follow here? They change their minds every 10 or so years.

Dinosaurs tails were up! Not down and sliding behind them. Some of them even had feathers! There is no such thing as a Brontosaurus.

Pluto is a planet. Wait... No it isn't. Guess we'll never know. We no longer have a space program, because I guess all the advances that everyone uses in every day life now that came from it just aren't good enough to fund it.

Do you even see where I'm going here? How am I supposed to do anything, but fucking laugh at this now? What next, whales are secretly plotting on taking over the shipping lanes and destroying the cruise industry? Here, lemme borrow your tin hat. I'm sure you've got a few in your dad's basement. They're over there by your OWS signed shirt and hat.

 

[buckup]

And I'm supposed to believe every fucking word a "scientist" tells me?

Let's see here, in my life time. We've gone from ignoring the fact that all the continents didn't hook up to, it's common sense. A complete reversal of what scientists thought they knew.

We've gone from a Global Cooling Alarm to a Global Warming Alarm to a Climate Change Alarm to now, "we'll the methane emitted by your farts and all the other creatures farts are gonna kill us all" I guess a Vegan diet just flew out the window then? Which are we supposed to follow here? They change their minds every 10 or so years.

Dinosaurs tails were up! Not down and sliding behind them. Some of them even had feathers! There is no such thing as a Brontosaurus.

Pluto is a planet. Wait... No it isn't. Guess we'll never know. We no longer have a space program, because I guess all the advances that everyone uses in every day life now that came from it just aren't good enough to fund it.

Do you even see where I'm going here? How am I supposed to do anything, but fucking laugh at this now? What next, whales are secretly plotting on taking over the shipping lanes and destroying the cruise industry? Here, lemme borrow your tin hat. I'm sure you've got a few in your dad's basement. They're over there by your OWS signed shirt and hat.

If you need to talk, I'm here for you.

 

[superpunk]

And I'm supposed to believe every fucking word a "scientist" tells me?

Let's see here, in my life time. We've gone from ignoring the fact that all the continents didn't hook up to, it's common sense. A complete reversal of what scientists thought they knew.

We've gone from a Global Cooling Alarm to a Global Warming Alarm to a Climate Change Alarm to now, "we'll the methane emitted by your farts and all the other creatures farts are gonna kill us all" I guess a Vegan diet just flew out the window then? Which are we supposed to follow here? They change their minds every 10 or so years.

Dinosaurs tails were up! Not down and sliding behind them. Some of them even had feathers! There is no such thing as a Brontosaurus.

Pluto is a planet. Wait... No it isn't. Guess we'll never know. We no longer have a space program, because I guess all the advances that everyone uses in every day life now that came from it just aren't good enough to fund it.

Do you even see where I'm going here? How am I supposed to do anything, but fucking laugh at this now? What next, whales are secretly plotting on taking over the shipping lanes and destroying the cruise industry? Here, lemme borrow your tin hat. I'm sure you've got a few in your dad's basement. They're over there by your OWS signed shirt and hat.

I guess your problem with science is that they are constantly looking at their ideas, re-evaluating them and changing them if need be to fit new evidence. Would you be happier with them if they just got an idea, and held onto it forever while ignoring any and all contradicting evidence? Because if that's your bag you should go with religion, not science. I hear faith-healers are doing big things. Stop going to doctors.

 

[Midswat]

Lons... are you trying to tell me that the continents didn't at one point all hook up?

Because when you look at a world map, they kinda fit together like a giant puzzle.

Don't fuck with me lons.

 

[Sheik]

I always wondered if God split them up so only rich people could visit other continents.

 

[NoDak]

I always wondered if God split them up so only rich people could visit other continents.

God didn't like black people, so he broke off Africa and sent it across the ocean away from the food.

Duh.

Good hearted white folk in the 1700's went over there and brought a bunch over to where the food is.

 

[lons]

Lons... are you trying to tell me that the continents didn't at one point all hook up?

Because when you look at a world map, they kinda fit together like a giant puzzle.

Don't fuck with me lons.

No, the opposite. Everyone used to be taught that it was just was just a big cowinkidink

 

[lons]

I guess your problem with science is that they are constantly looking at their ideas, re-evaluating them and changing them if need be to fit new evidence. Would you be happier with them if they just got an idea, and held onto it forever while ignoring any and all contradicting evidence? Because if that's your bag you should go with religion, not science. I hear faith-healers are doing big things. Stop going to doctors.

My problem is that they in the mean time, preach this shit like it was the gospel according to Al Gore and then a decade later look like the idiots they are for not just keeping their LSD trip to themselves.