Rod Marinelli new DC. Kiffin "Assistant HC"

[Midswat]

@toddarcher·2 mins
Rod Marinelli Cowboys new defensive coordinator. Monte Kiffin named assistant head coach/defense

 

[Midswat]

So wait....

Jason Garrett = HC
Monte Kiffen = Assistant HC/Defense
Scott Linnehand = Passing Game Coordinator
Bill Callahan = Running Game Coordinator
Rod Marinelli = Defensive Coordinator




My god this is comical

 

[peplaw06]

hahahaha

Is there any more shit we can pile into this coaching staff?

 

[Jon88]

Good thing we have Garrett to stare off into nowhere during games and occasionally clap.

And old man Kiffin got put out to the pasture instead of being put down.

 

[dbair1967]

Needed to be done. Marinelli is a far better coordinator at this point. I think Kiffin's role is more of a consultant than anything else.

I wonder if this means someone else will be hired as DL coach.

 

[peplaw06]

Don't we need a passing defense coordinator and a run defense coordinator?

 

[dbair1967]

Don't we need a passing defense coordinator and a run defense coordinator?

probably

 

[dbair1967]

By the way, Parcells had a passing game coordinator and a run game coordinator when he was here, did he not?

 

[dbair1967]

The Cowboys hope Marinelli will have the same impact he had running the Chicago Bears' defense from 2010-12. The Bears forced the most fumbles (59), intercepted the third-most passes (65) and scored the most defensive touchdowns (13) in those three years while allowing the fourth-fewest points (904).

 

[Jon88]

Does this team have a training coordinator for our terrible trainers? Need one of those.

I think we should also hire a coordinator of coordinators, like a head coordinator.

 

[GloryDaysRBack]

This roster is shit. Not suggesting coaching isn't a problem, bc it sure is...but Jesus, these players suck

 

[GloryDaysRBack]

1/2 shitty safeties. 2/3 shitty CBs...2/3 shitty LBs...3/3 shitty LBs when lee isn't playing - which is 50% of the time. 2/4 shitty players on the defensive line - and that's being generous..and 1/2 good guys is about to leave...find me a team with a shittier defensive roster than that? There aren't many

 

[Jon88]

Yeah, it's a big country club.

We have a huge chunk of cap room spent on Claiborne and Carr, both of whom are absolutely pathetic. Bruce Carter is allowed to go out and half ass it every game. Lee is always hurt. Ware is falling apart. Hatcher is leaving.

Yeah, this defense sucks.

 

[SixisBetter]

Next up:Guy who holds the ball on the kicking tee when the wind blows coordinator.

 

[Midswat]

By the way, Parcells had a passing game coordinator and a run game coordinator when he was here, did he not?

Yeah. And we sucked.

9-7 no playoffs no division title WOOFUCKINGWHOOO

 

[Jon88]

Blue Jersey Coordinator

 

[cmd34]

Parcells did it to be able to lure away assistant coaches from other teams by "promoting " them.

We are doing it now in a weak attempt to hide inadequacies.

Next up we will hire a 1st quarter coordinator, 3rd quarter coordinator, going with the wind coordinator, playing with the lead coordinator, and goal line coordinator.

 

[Jon88]

Pulled Hamstring Coordinator

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

Don't we need a passing defense coordinator and a run defense coordinator?

I believe we will also need a Kickoff coordinator, and a Kick return coordinator. Then we will need a Punting coordinator, and a Punt return coordinator, as well as an assistant special teams coach.

I hear tell that the waterboy will be getting an assistant. This assistant will be the Gatorade coordinator, while the HWB will be strictly water. But then... won't the Gatorade coordinator need assistants? An orange gatorade coordinator and a yellow gatorade coordinator.

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

Parcells did it to be able to lure away assistant coaches from other teams by "promoting " them.

We are doing it now in a weak attempt to hide inadequacies.

Next up we will hire a 1st quarter coordinator, 3rd quarter coordinator, going with the wind coordinator, playing with the lead coordinator, and goal line coordinator.

Working the zebras (refs) coordinator.