Oh jesus christ

[Midswat]

http://youtu.be/9TQt3SyYOWQ

 

[bbgun]

Why do Mormons get married so young? Because pre-marital sex is taboo and they can't wait to fuck.

 

[Freddie]

Number of times I have masturbated?

Zero, zip, zilch, nada.

 

[JBond]

What a great message! I know so many people that were whacking at their computer and all of a sudden were transported into a WWII battle zone. Happens everyday. Be careful out there.

 

[SixisBetter]

Originally Posted by Hostile
Number of times I have masturbated?
Zero, zip, zilch, nada.

[video=youtube;S_4WBQ-h99M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_4WBQ-h99M[/video]​

 

[cmd34]

Is the Mormons recent trend to call themselves Christians some sort of attempt at wider acceptance?

 

[jeebus]

Isnt there full name Church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints? Yea they are crazy as shit, but they definitely think they are Christians.

 

[boozeman]

Isnt there full name Church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints? Yea they are crazy as shit, but they definitely think they are Christians.

They are. My wife's brother converted to the religion when he met his wife. They are pretty decent folks, have great kids, live good wholesome lives for the most part. Never had an issue with me or my heathen lifestyle and have never pushed their religion on anyone else in the family.

And they really aren't that crazy. They just don't drink and for that I will not stand.

 

[Sheik]

I would be so irritated if a soldier ran up on me if I was about to blow a load on my sister in laws tits.