My tour of AT&T Stadium

[Jon88]

The locker room



I'm not sure why his name is still there. Each locker costs $10,000 a piece. They're made of wood harvested from the African Rain Forest (I thought that was lame).



Don't worry, guys. I put a bomb in his locker (jk NSA!)

The field

It is the softest surface I have ever walked on.



Our 5 Super Bowls. The roof was closed.



Of course, the big screen

It was a fun tour. The tour guide explained why there are so many events at the stadium and that's to help pay for it. The cost of the stadium and overhead is unreal. We also toured the pro shop, which was 20,000 square feet of Cowboys merchandise. The guy said they sell $325,000 worth merchandise every game and $30,000 from each of the other shops on the other levels. The staff there was very courteous and professional. I would recommend touring it if you're ever in Dallas.

 

[Midswat]

I would've enjoyed the pictures more if you were posing in front of everything doing a reverse peace sign and duckface.


Also... @ "costed"

 

[Jon88]

I would've enjoyed the pictures more if you were posing in front of everything doing a reverse peace sign and duckface.


Also... @ "costed"

Well excuuuuse me!

 

[eagle-9r-sknh8r]

Did you get to sniff, I mean tour the cheerleaders locker room?

 

[bbgun]

about as exciting as my grandparents' slideshow of Carlsbad Caverns

 

[bkeavs]

Ive pleasured myself to the picture of Jon's hand twice already

 

[Jon88]

Did you get to sniff, I mean tour the cheerleaders locker room?

Yep, I sure did. I don't know if you know this, but Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders are pretty hot.

 

[dbair1967]

Ive pleasured myself to the picture of Jon's hand twice already

 

[Rynie]

Don't ever call it AT&T stadium again.

 

[Jon88]

Don't ever call it AT&T stadium again.

What would you like me to call it?

 

[cmd34]

Jerryworld, Death Star, and Babylon are all acceptable.

 

[Jon88]

Jerryworld, Death Star, and Babylon are all acceptable.

Ok, I'll remember that on my next tour.

I think we got the worst tour guide. He was an old man who had been with the team in some capacity since the early 90s. Very cheesy. He said the 1992 Super Bowl team had the biggest offensive line ever and mentioned Larry Allen being on it. Then he talked about how his wife has MS and Ryan Seacrest gave him $300 on behalf of his foundation and how he refused it but then accepted it. That was about a 3 minute story. The other part of the tour consisted of minute details that no one really cares about, like how many feet of phone line are in the stadium, the angle of the glass outside, the size of the screws in the beams that run from each end, etc. etc.

 

[bkeavs]

I shot a rope onto my keyboard

more like dribbled

 

[bbgun]

Jerryworld, Death Star, and Babylon are all acceptable.

Hos used to rag on posters who used that moniker because it was disrespectful to Jerry and the Cowboys. true story.

 

[Jon88]

Hos used to rag on posters who used that moniker because it was disrespectful to Jerry and the Cowboys. true story.

Chills

 

[ZeroClub]

Out of curiosity, what's the charge for the tour? They didn't charge for parking, did they?

 

[Jon88]

Out of curiosity, what's the charge for the tour? They didn't charge for parking, did they?

$29.99 per ticket with a guide, $19.99 without a guide and you don't get to see as much. We chose the first one. And no, you don't have to pay for parking.

 

[Irving Cowboy]

Hos used to rag on posters who used that moniker because it was disrespectful to Jerry and the Cowboys. true story.

For someone who was always so quick to complain about being "attacked", he never made any attempt to hide the things that got under his skin.

 

[Midswat]

Ok, I'll remember that on my next tour.

I think we got the worst tour guide. He was an old man who had been with the team in some capacity since the early 90s. Very cheesy. He said the 1992 Super Bowl team had the biggest offensive line ever and mentioned Larry Allen being on it. Then he talked about how his wife has MS and Ryan Seacrest gave him $300 on behalf of his foundation and how he refused it but then accepted it. That was about a 3 minute story. The other part of the tour consisted of minute details that no one really cares about, like how many feet of phone line are in the stadium, the angle of the glass outside, the size of the screws in the beams that run from each end, etc. etc.

So thats what cowboyjoes dad does for a living.

 

[Jon88]

So thats what cowboyjoes dad does for a living.

That's makes him never going to a game even sadder.