Manziel says he wants to play for the Cowboys

Irving Cowboy · Jul 30, 2016

Johnny Manziel says he wants to play for the Cowboys

Manziel says he wants to play for the Cowboys 12 / 21
Nick Birdsong
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There are a lot of uncertainties in Johnny Manziel's life right now.

For starters, no one knows if the the former Heisman trophy winner and first-round NFL draft choice will ever get sober or play in the NFL again.

However, he certainly wants to pursue the latter. The Texas A&M product recently told paparazzi outside a nightclub he wants to return the league and play for his native Cowboys, a team with a penchant for taking a chance on players with reputations for being bad boys off the field.

If Manziel ever straps on a helmet again for an NFL team, the franchise that signs him would also have to be willing to accept the four-game suspension he's under after violating the league's substance abuse policy.

theoneandonly · Jul 30, 2016

If Jethro thinks there is a buck to be made, someday a hung over JFB will suit up for the Cowboys.

ThoughtExperiment · Jul 30, 2016

I'm with jnday. Sign him. If we aren't going to win, let's really circus this thing up.

cmd34 · Jul 30, 2016

The only good thing about this now is with all of his fuck up's, they could sign him to a low-risk contract.

With the recent negative pub of Cowboys suspensions, there is probably no chance the Cowboys sign him.

yimyammer · Jul 30, 2016

ThoughtExperiment said:
I'm with jnday. Sign him. If we aren't going to win, let's really circus this thing up.

LMAO!!

I was thinking the same thing

theoneandonly · Jul 30, 2016

cmd34 said:
The only good thing about this now is with all of his fuck up's, they could sign him to a low-risk contract.

With the recent negative pub of Cowboys suspensions, there is probably no chance the Cowboys sign him.

Baggage aside, and there is lots of it, this guy is like a 33% passer in the red zone. I dont give a shit about moving the ball between the 20's, get it in the end zone. I just dont ever see him as a successful NFL QB.

NoMoRedJ · Jul 30, 2016

theoneandonly said:
Baggage aside, and there is lots of it, this guy is like a 33% passer in the red zone. I dont give a shit about moving the ball between the 20's, get it in the end zone. I just dont ever see him as a successful NFL QB.

This.

Manziel is not an NFL QB. Never will be. But why would that stop Jerry from making a splash?

Doomsday · Jul 30, 2016

theoneandonly said:
If Jethro thinks there is a buck to be made, someday a hung over JFB will suit up for the Cowboys.

The swag sales the first three months alone would more than pay Johnny Futon's salary.

TheZoneSucks · Jul 30, 2016

ThoughtExperiment said:
I'm with jnday. Sign him. If we aren't going to win, let's really circus this thing up.

Yep! The only real entertainment I get from this team anymore is the absurdity of it all. Might as well aim for new heights!

Rynie · Jul 31, 2016

Doomsday said:
The swag sales the first three months alone would more than pay Johnny Futon's salary.

I don't think anyone would really buy his jersey anymore, aside from maybe a few casual retards. I am done with this team if Manzidiot gets signed. I don't think even Jerry is that stupid.

Doomsday · Jul 31, 2016

Rynie said:
I don't think anyone would really buy his jersey anymore, aside from maybe a few casual retards. I am done with this team if Manzidiot gets signed. I don't think even Jerry is that stupid.

You vastly underestimate the idiocy of both our Fandom, and Jerry.

Midswat · Jul 31, 2016

Better than failed baseball rejects, I suppose.

dbair1967 · Jul 31, 2016

He's exactly what I thought he'd be coming out. I don't get many right but I nailed this one.

Massive bust and I don't want anything to do with him on this team.

dbair1967 · Jul 31, 2016

Midswat said:
Better than failed baseball rejects, I suppose.

That's highly debatable

CATCH17 · Jul 31, 2016

theoneandonly said:
Baggage aside, and there is lots of it, this guy is like a 33% passer in the red zone. I dont give a shit about moving the ball between the 20's, get it in the end zone. I just dont ever see him as a successful NFL QB.

He's a young QB on a awful team though.

Rynie · Jul 31, 2016

CATCH17 said:
He's an awful QB on a awful team though.

Fixed it for you, boo.

CATCH17 · Jul 31, 2016

Rynie said:
Fixed it for you, boo.

I wish we could've got Colt McCoy... He would've been the perfect backup for this team.

dbair1967 · Jul 31, 2016

CATCH17 said:
I wish we could've got Colt McCoy... He would've been the perfect backup for this team.

Colt McCoy is a slightly less suckier version than Kellen Moore

CATCH17 · Jul 31, 2016

dbair1967 said:
Colt McCoy is a slightly less suckier version than Kellen Moore

We need a QB that can buy time because Garretts offense is horrible at getting guys open. McCoy or Manziel would bring this. Kellen doesn't.

dbair1967 · Jul 31, 2016

CATCH17 said:
We need a QB that can buy time because Garretts offense is horrible at getting guys open. McCoy or Manziel would bring this. Kellen doesn't.

Eh. Manziel doesn't have any fucking brain cells to do jack shit. Everyone needs to quit with this obsession over him being an actual NFL QB, because he isn't.

McCoy has probably had two or three decent games in his career.

We need/ed an upgrade over Kellen Moore, but Manziel isn't an upgrade and I don't think McCoy is much of one either.

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