Little Debbie snacks et cetera

[Midswat]

I impulsively picked up a Little Debbie fudge brownie thing when I was at the convenient store.

How the fuck did those things, and really, all snack cakes and stuff, go from tasting so delicious to tasting like pure shit now that I'm an adult?


Remember the jelly rolls? Those were little bites of heaven when I was a kid. Or the Hostess lemon cakes?

OMG TO DIE FOR!!!


About the only thing that's still worth a shit is the Oatmeal Pies.

Everything else tastes like fuck all.


Explain that to me, Bill Nye Science Guy.

 

[Jon88]

If I knew the answer to that I'd be rich.

 

[marionbarberthe4th]

Your body's rejecting it because your metabolism has slowed down. Preserving your health.

 

[Jon88]

You're body's rejecting it because your metabolism has slowed down. Preserving your health.

That's what I was going to say.

 

[Sheik]

Hostess Dunkin Stix FTMFW!

 

[bbgun]

Little Debbie? I had her.

 

[peplaw06]

Cuz they haven't made any new ones since we were kids.

 

[ZeroClub]

I did love those Little Debbie's when I was a kid. Haven't eaten one in forever.

 

[marionbarberthe4th]

Those soft pumpkin cookies w/ the jelly filling

 

[Everlastingxxx]

Stop eating butt holes and it’ll taste better.

 

[Midswat]

Stop eating butt holes and it’ll taste better.

I don't want to be rude Everlastingxxx.... but your shit talking posts are fucking beyond terrible.

Step your game up, son.

 

[Everlastingxxx]

I don't want to be rude Everlastingxxx.... but your shit talking posts are fucking beyond terrible.

Step your game up, son.

Was a joke loser. Fucking with you douche bag. Grow a pair!

 

[Midswat]

Was a joke loser. Fucking with you douche bag. Grow a pair!

I figured it was, but usually jokes are funny so you did a good job of throwing me off.

 

[Everlastingxxx]

I figured it was, but usually jokes are funny so you did a good job of throwing me off.

I laughed. I think i’m fucking hilarious.

edit: btw, i respect you amigo.

 

[jeebus]

Explain that to me, Bill Nye Science Guy.

Because you are a fag?

That sh1t is good, Processed corn syrup, food coloring, and a dose of shut the fvck up you uppity bastard.

 

[Mr.Po]

View attachment 395 and Chef Boyardee Ravioli. Lived on the stuff as a kid.

Kids eat this shit now and gain 20lbs a month, become diabetic and try to squeeze their fat asses into hip hugger jeans

 

[Midswat]

Because you are a fag?

That sh1t is good, Processed corn syrup, food coloring, and a dose of shut the fvck up you uppity bastard.

jeebWbringstheshit.

 

[eagle-9r-sknh8r]

Mrs. Bairds Honey Buns are fucking awesome!