15 more years

[Midswat]

Jerry Jones was born on October 13, 1942.

Meaning he turns 70 this year.

The bad news is, the average life expectency of rich men (based on a 2001 study) is 85.


15 more years, bitches.

FML

 

[Venger]

He could stroke out any day now, he could spend the next 15 years in a rubber room wearing a diaper and mumbling about the Andy Griffith show. Would be fine by me.

I think the end is coming sooner than we think. I'd be surprised if Jones is operating manager of the organization 5 years from now. Like the Berlin Wall, was there forever, until it wasn't.

 

[Midswat]

He could stroke out any day now, he could spend the next 15 years in a rubber room wearing a diaper and mumbling about the Andy Griffith show. Would be fine by me.

I think the end is coming sooner than we think. I'd be surprised if Jones is operating manager of the organization 5 years from now. Like the Berlin Wall, was there forever, until it wasn't.

My one hope is he party's a lot. It can't be healthy for a man his age to keep getting shit faced.

 

[Cythim]

My one hope is he party's a lot. It can't be healthy for a man his age to keep getting shit faced.

Maybe he will pass out face down in a puddle of his own vomit.

 

[pdom]

It's time to create a fake Jerry Jones poster.

 

[Rock Slamdance]

It's time to create a fake Jerry Jones poster.

Wonder who could do that....

 

[asklesko]

25 if we're lucky.