CouchCoach

I was born as a baby, moved on to toddler, then small child, adolescent, teenager, young adult, middle aged and finally arrived at beloved codger. I am beloved by those that don't fear I move into their neighborhood.
I am a Virgo because i don't like the others and Virgos are most likely not to like the others.
I hate to drink alone but like myself better when I do and have the most interesting conversations.
I am owned by two dogs.
My avatar's name is Otis, as in Mayberry's Otis. I have an excellent sense of humor, Otis does not. Make fun of him at your own risk.
I do not know what I want to be when I grow up but am keeping my options open.

Hate golf, live in golf capital of Texas, masochism.