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It has come to my attention that this forum is not doing what it should be to help contain and eradicate the dreaded Covid Chi-Com viruses. I have given this a lot of thought and have decided to instill myself as the official DCU Covid Czar Supreme.
Now rest assured, I will take this responsibility VERY serious and will commit to "following the science" when it comes to guidelines and rules. Moving forward, we will implement the following policies to help "flatten the curve". This should probably take no more than two weeks, but we will re-evaluate at that time and may extend it by 6 months, 1 year or perhaps a full decade.
Beginning immediately:
1) ALL active members of the DCU will report to your closest health care provider, roll up your sleeve and get the first of many Covid vaccine injections. On a weekly basis, I will evaluate the results and decide if you need to get booster shots to help ensure we have a Covid free DCU for all to enjoy.
2) When "viewing" posts, it will now be required that you wear a mask. I came to this decision after seeing our beloved President Biden wearing a mask for a Zoom meeting with other world leaders. President Biden was clearly the smartest one attending this meeting, as he was the only one wearing mask. The science obviously showed that transmitting the Chi-Com virus via the internet was not only possible but very likely, and that's why President Biden wore his mask.
3) It is highly more likely that you will transmit this dreaded disease if you are actually POSTING. Therefore effective immediately you will wear gloves AND your mask while actively typing. I have consulted with the esteemed Dr. Anthony Fauci about this, and he assured me the science supports this decision.
4) It is recommended that you not eat or drink while viewing or posting here at DCU. If you absolutely must engage in this sketchy behavior, you can pull your mask down for a small instant to take a bite or a drink, and then immediately replace the mask. It is also recommended that while engaging in this dangerous behavior that you NOT try and type with your free hand, and this could lead to a much higher possibility of spreading the Covid.
5) In regards to #1 above, it is a known fact that only the unvaccinated are spreading the Chi-Com Covid viruses. Rachael Maddow said so on her show, so it must be true. This is why every single one of you need to immediately comply with the DCU vaccine mandate.
6) We will need to practice social distancing here at the DCU, and this means that there can be no more than 5 people viewing any particular thread at any given time. Violations of this policy may result in removing your posting privileges on a temporary basis.
7) I have analyzed a tremendous amount of data to come to these conclusions. For instance, were you aware that 100% of people that no longer post here at DCU contracted Covid and unfortunately passed away? (Obviously this is true otherwise they would still be posting) Currently the data shows a very high % of DCU members who are Covid positive as well. Now just trust me on this as I can not show the actual numbers, but Dr. Fauci has reviewed this research and concluded both are true and you can sleep well at night knowing he is the absolute expert on this and has only the best intentions for everyone.
8) There will be a very strict anti-Covid propaganda policy. If you or anyone you know posts anything insinuating that Covid is not the end of the world, that Dr Anthony Fauci is corrupt or incompetent, suggests the Democratic Socialist Party isnt acting with only the best intentions etc etc, you be subject to immediate discipline and fines.
You might ask if I am subject to any of these rules and the answer is no, since I am the DCU Covid Czar Supreme. I don't need to adhere to any of these rules or regulations because well, it's different for people in the highest levels of leadership. Just do as I say and not as I do.
Sincerely
DCU Covid Czar Supreme
Now rest assured, I will take this responsibility VERY serious and will commit to "following the science" when it comes to guidelines and rules. Moving forward, we will implement the following policies to help "flatten the curve". This should probably take no more than two weeks, but we will re-evaluate at that time and may extend it by 6 months, 1 year or perhaps a full decade.
Beginning immediately:
1) ALL active members of the DCU will report to your closest health care provider, roll up your sleeve and get the first of many Covid vaccine injections. On a weekly basis, I will evaluate the results and decide if you need to get booster shots to help ensure we have a Covid free DCU for all to enjoy.
2) When "viewing" posts, it will now be required that you wear a mask. I came to this decision after seeing our beloved President Biden wearing a mask for a Zoom meeting with other world leaders. President Biden was clearly the smartest one attending this meeting, as he was the only one wearing mask. The science obviously showed that transmitting the Chi-Com virus via the internet was not only possible but very likely, and that's why President Biden wore his mask.
3) It is highly more likely that you will transmit this dreaded disease if you are actually POSTING. Therefore effective immediately you will wear gloves AND your mask while actively typing. I have consulted with the esteemed Dr. Anthony Fauci about this, and he assured me the science supports this decision.
4) It is recommended that you not eat or drink while viewing or posting here at DCU. If you absolutely must engage in this sketchy behavior, you can pull your mask down for a small instant to take a bite or a drink, and then immediately replace the mask. It is also recommended that while engaging in this dangerous behavior that you NOT try and type with your free hand, and this could lead to a much higher possibility of spreading the Covid.
5) In regards to #1 above, it is a known fact that only the unvaccinated are spreading the Chi-Com Covid viruses. Rachael Maddow said so on her show, so it must be true. This is why every single one of you need to immediately comply with the DCU vaccine mandate.
6) We will need to practice social distancing here at the DCU, and this means that there can be no more than 5 people viewing any particular thread at any given time. Violations of this policy may result in removing your posting privileges on a temporary basis.
7) I have analyzed a tremendous amount of data to come to these conclusions. For instance, were you aware that 100% of people that no longer post here at DCU contracted Covid and unfortunately passed away? (Obviously this is true otherwise they would still be posting) Currently the data shows a very high % of DCU members who are Covid positive as well. Now just trust me on this as I can not show the actual numbers, but Dr. Fauci has reviewed this research and concluded both are true and you can sleep well at night knowing he is the absolute expert on this and has only the best intentions for everyone.
8) There will be a very strict anti-Covid propaganda policy. If you or anyone you know posts anything insinuating that Covid is not the end of the world, that Dr Anthony Fauci is corrupt or incompetent, suggests the Democratic Socialist Party isnt acting with only the best intentions etc etc, you be subject to immediate discipline and fines.
You might ask if I am subject to any of these rules and the answer is no, since I am the DCU Covid Czar Supreme. I don't need to adhere to any of these rules or regulations because well, it's different for people in the highest levels of leadership. Just do as I say and not as I do.
Sincerely
DCU Covid Czar Supreme
