Zeke Says He Wants to Be A Leader For The Cowboys

[TheZoneSucks]

Not everyone is cut out to be a leader. This kid is too impulsive for leadership.

 

[NoMoRedJ]

Not everyone is cut out to be a leader. This kid is too impulsive for leadership.

And leaders display a certain level of intelligence and discernment that he doesnt have.

But with the collection of RKG's Garrett has assembled maybe he is one of the brighter fools of the bunch so a fool leading other fools is possible.

 

[Doomsday]

But with the collection of RKG's Garrett has assembled maybe he is one of the brighter fools of the bunch so a fool leading other fools is possible.

Isn't that what we have by default anyway?

 

[Doomsday]

And leaders display a certain level of intelligence and discernment that he doesnt have.

It just hit me. He "wants to be a leader" but is walking around sporting a $2400 "man bag!"

 

[NoMoRedJ]

I want Zeke to be a leader.

Leader in:
Rushing YDS & YPC
TDs
YDS from scrimmage

But not much else

 

[NoMoRedJ]

It just hit me. He "wants to be a leader" but is walking around sporting a $2400 "man bag!"

In his view of the world and the crowd he impresses with it he probably has some admirers. If man purses are seen every road game as the players get on the plane we'll kno Zeke has arrived as a leader.

 

[NoMoRedJ]

In his view of the world and the crowd he impresses with it he probably has some admirers. If man purses are seen every road game as the players get on the plane we'll kno Zeke has arrived as a leader.

And Garrett will be able to talk about how much Zeke has grown and matured.

 

[Doomsday]

If man purses are seen every road game as the players get on the plane we'll kno Zeke has arrived as a leader.

Orrrrr more than likely he dumps the "man purse" as fast as Emmitt Smith dumped the MC Hammer wardrobe!

 

[NoMoRedJ]

Orrrrr more than likely he dumps the "man purse" as fast as Emmitt Smith dumped the MC Hammer wardrobe!

And that man purse will sell at a Goodwill store for $1.50 after he cleans out his closet.

 

[dbair1967]

The feed me stuff is idiotic. Nothing endearing about it. It lacks any real creativity or uniqueness that would make it something to appreciate. But thats just my opinion.

It doesn't bother me in the least

 

[CouchCoach]

It just hit me. He "wants to be a leader" but is walking around sporting a $2400 "man bag!"

The followers are sporting $600 "man bags".

 

[NoMoRedJ]

Another man purse for the leader?

 

[TheZoneSucks]

Now all he needs is a man bun.

 

[theoneandonly]

Another man purse for the leader?

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At first glance looks like a dildo sticking out of it.

 

[NoMoRedJ]

At first glance looks like a dildo sticking out of it.

Its a penis squirt gun. Only leaders buy that stuff

 

[icup]

in my life, on occasion, i have been known to call someone a bag of dicks.



i have never seen a bag of dicks before, until now.... thanks zeke



i did not ask for this

 

[SixisBetter]

What NFL team leader doesn't walk around with a plastic dick in his purse?

#NFLtradition

 

[TheZoneSucks]

Holy shit. I just now looked at that pic. Sure does look like a plastic dick.

I guess technically it's the first dick pic for DCU. Hopefully it's the last one too.

 

[TheZoneSucks]

Oh, and OMG, somebody that isn't perma benched at the Zone needs to stealth post that pic over there. See how long till they notice.

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[dbair1967]

Oh, and OMG, somebody that isn't perma benched at the Zone needs to stealth post that pic over there. See how long till they notice.

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Some of their herd actually loves that type of "subject matter" I suspect.