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Yes, and I also let them in on the fact that I'm eloping with this guy I met online named cmd.

Have you told your family yet?

I didn't know,but I e-mailed them right away.
Could you 2 PM me your real names?
Cause the story's not as funny with your screen names.
Plus,you know,Facebook n shit.

Ex-stripper or ex-nun?
 
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Ex nun. Least she won't bear the emotional scars that come with being raped by your uncle or step dad like the ex-stripper would.


Dorito's - Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese flavor?
 

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I will shoot that PM to you now, your FB infractor.

Ex-nun.

Spaces after commas or no?

:sneaky:
 

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Ex nun. Least she won't bear the emotional scars that come with being raped by your uncle or step dad like the ex-stripper would.


Dorito's - Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese flavor?

Easy one. Nacho cheese.

Queso or hot sauce?
 
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Richard Simmons.

At least Travolta is somewhat discrete about it.


Would you rather your wife have chronic bad breath or a crooked eye?
 

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Richard Simmons.

At least Travolta is somewhat discrete about it.


Would you rather your wife have chronic bad breath or a crooked eye?

Crooked eye.
Besides not being halitosis,it has the added benefit of you being able to claim you thought she was talking to somebody else.


Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan?
 

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Richard Simmons.

At least Travolta is somewhat discrete about it.


Would you rather your wife have chronic bad breath or a crooked eye?

Chronic bad breath. Stinky bitch can carry a pocket full of tic tacs.

Take a Mike Tyson punch to the head, or a Chuck Norris kick to the nuts?
 

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Crooked eye.
Besides not being halitosis,it has the added benefit of you being able to claim you thought she was talking to somebody else.


Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan?

lol Nicely done.

Paris Hilton, but only if she comes with a ball gag.

Nacho cheese on your nachos or grated american cheese?
 

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Chronic bad breath. Stinky bitch can carry a pocket full of tic tacs.

Take a Mike Tyson punch to the head, or a Chuck Norris kick to the nuts?

Mike Tyson. Because Chuck can kick your brains out through your nuts.

Question above.
 

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Punch from Tyson.

Would you rather have a talking dog or a silent wife?
 

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A dog that can talk because you would be able to teach him to tell your wife to STFU.

A case of decent beer or a sixer of some premium import stuff?
 
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Oh, I usually skip pep's posts. :awkward

Satriani. The man is a genius.

Stevie Ray Vaughn or Robbie, his brother?

SRV

Which is worse - driving slow in the fast lane or people who stop before they merge onto 289?
 
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Driving slow in the fast lane.


If you were in a foreign country, like china or wherever it is, would you eat dog meat?
 
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Driving slow in the fast lane.


If you were in a foreign country, like china or wherever it is, would you eat dog meat?

Yes. We eat some pretty gross stuff here that we normalized. I love menudo.

Have you ever falsely accused someone of something illegal to get out of trouble?
 
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